...or more, apparently.

I am worth $2,425,284.00 on HumanForSale.comby the way, i checked, and that's all non-taxable money, too. and guaranteed to grow 25% on the dollar until mandatory depreciation @ 40 years of age ( Read more... )

so it's been two months since i've updated this thing ( Read more... )

OH...

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what is the difference between this...


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i have decided that i really dig heavy metal.


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under penalty of death, i've been politely asked to do this. *shrugs* she's bluffin', but whatever ( Read more... )

taken, with much respect and admiration, from The Vice Guide to Everything, i give you, as that "credibility in a comedy show" pussy jon stewart might say, today's moment of zen:

Buy a fucking newspaper. You have to read at least some of the front section every day. Otherwise, you are not allowed to have opinions about anything that is in the news ( Read more... )

*chuckles*

i know, i know. i'm not usually big on looking outside the zany, multi-colored...ok, wack lil' box that is my life, but in my perusal of the varyingly excellent and excremental blogs that populate the "internets" [again: EL...EM...AY...OH!!!], still in search of election fallout entertainment, i came across some of the most clear-headed ( Read more... )

this whole election thing has without a doubt been the most entertaining thing i have ever experienced ( Read more... )

i have virtually nothing of any true importance to say. sure, there's about a million things flying about my poor, beleagured, underused brain at a mile a minute (which, trust me, is pretty damn fast), but i have neither the energy, nor the will to get even a minority of them out in a cogent, coherent, witty manner ( Read more... )