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under penalty of death, i've been politely asked to do this. *shrugs* she's bluffin', but whatever.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Taylor [the government name. the government, a.k.a., my mother.]
2. Knowledge/Kid
3. Meathook/Hook
[2 +3 = i love grape street pub. lol...]
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
...this isn't all that relevant. or applicable to me, even.
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. "i am so smrt!"
2. people fear me
3. i'm borderline sexy
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i went to dartmouth college
2. people fear me
3. i'm kinda outta shape
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
that would be black...black...and...hold on a sec, lemme check...
african-american. cool.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. clowns [oh shit, yeah]
2. failure
3. girls
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. some form of Madden
2. some form of chocolate
3. the gym [or some variation of exercise, these days]
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. "i bang in my white-t! i slang in my white-t! i pimp hos wit dos thangs in my white-t!" lol...actually it's a wife beater. but i couldn't resist. that's gotta be the worst song of all time. aside from "like a rolling stone," by bob "mgogaijoiwjhoiphapsdpoiwheopihjgie = evocative and brilliant songwriter & speaker" dylan.
2. chlorine-stained shorts
3. uh...a smile?
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS:
yo' mama!! naw, this is something i don't enjoy listing. it makes me feel like i'm looking for approval for my eclectic tastes.
THREE SONGS YOU CAN’T GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD LATELY:
1. Rest of My Life - Nas
2. Hold You Down - The Alchemist f/Prodigy of Mobb Deep, Nina Sky & Illa Ghee [what the fuck kinda name is that? isn't that what southeast asians call clarified butter? i mean, ewww. but awesome fuckin' song, though.]
3. Heaven Besides You - Alice in Chains
[see how eclectic and variant my music tastes are?! aren't i AWESOME?!?!!?!?! HUH??!!! AREN'T I?!?!?!?!]
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. get into law school...i guess...y'know...whatever.
2. gettin' noticed by an NFL team [lol...where would i be without my pipe dreams?]
3. crack. no, i'm serious.
[lol...no, i'm so not.]
THREE THINGS YOU WANT/HAVE IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. idolatry. but i'll settle for respect & admiration.
2. trust. some hos can't stand that i'm such a popula' nigga. *tries to keep a straight face*
3. i'm just gonna wholesale jack what somebody else *clears throat* nickki *clears throat again* already put here and say, "passion, i need someone who feels as strongly for me as I do them."
yeah, that's the ticket.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. i am a drug dealer.
2. i have a third testicle.
3. i am superman.
lol...good luck figuring THAT one out!!
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. eyes
2. mammary tissue [i know, i know, but i'm totally immature, i can't help it. complete juvenile fixation on 'em.]
3. i have to group the rest into the third because i'm equally enthralled by each of the variant and beautiful characteristics of the female human anatomy: legs, stomach/navel, neck, lips...
and of course..."i like big butts and i cannot lie! u otha brothas can't deny! when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get
SPRUNG!!"
...and i'm a fuckin' loser. thank you for reading, have a good day.
oh wait, i'm not done? *sighs*...whatever.
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO [yet]:
1. bench press 415 pounds
2. squat 600 pounds
3. talk to girls [i wish i was kidding about that...i really do.]
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. video games
2. reading [video game manuals...lol...no, i read books. on occasion.]
3. co-psychoanalyzing tony soprano and various other favorite TV personalities.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. stretch
2. get a massage
3. i'm a guy, so...y'know. even a prudish one is still a human one.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. a...lawyer?
2. the National Farters...i mean, Football League
3. uh...lil' help?
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. my room
2. seaside heights, NJ
3. wherever 500 bucks and a greyhound can go
THREE KID'S NAMES
dem ain't my kids! stop lyin' bitch!!
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. skydive
2. get crackin' on modifying that "technical virginity" status
3. pass protect & road grade on a 98-yard-drive to win a Super Bowl. or get a few sacks. in a Super Bowl. whichever comes first.
*heavy sigh*...damn, those things are taxing. especially if you're an insufferable smart-ass, like yours truly. i gotta try to stay away from these in the future.
but otherwise, it's nice to be posting again. i've missed this ol' bitchin' thing. :-D *kisses computer*
hope all is well w/whoever reads this,
T.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Taylor [the government name. the government, a.k.a., my mother.]
2. Knowledge/Kid
3. Meathook/Hook
[2 +3 = i love grape street pub. lol...]
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
...this isn't all that relevant. or applicable to me, even.
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. "i am so smrt!"
2. people fear me
3. i'm borderline sexy
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i went to dartmouth college
2. people fear me
3. i'm kinda outta shape
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
that would be black...black...and...hold on a sec, lemme check...
african-american. cool.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. clowns [oh shit, yeah]
2. failure
3. girls
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. some form of Madden
2. some form of chocolate
3. the gym [or some variation of exercise, these days]
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. "i bang in my white-t! i slang in my white-t! i pimp hos wit dos thangs in my white-t!" lol...actually it's a wife beater. but i couldn't resist. that's gotta be the worst song of all time. aside from "like a rolling stone," by bob "mgogaijoiwjhoiphapsdpoiwheopihjgie = evocative and brilliant songwriter & speaker" dylan.
2. chlorine-stained shorts
3. uh...a smile?
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS:
yo' mama!! naw, this is something i don't enjoy listing. it makes me feel like i'm looking for approval for my eclectic tastes.
THREE SONGS YOU CAN’T GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD LATELY:
1. Rest of My Life - Nas
2. Hold You Down - The Alchemist f/Prodigy of Mobb Deep, Nina Sky & Illa Ghee [what the fuck kinda name is that? isn't that what southeast asians call clarified butter? i mean, ewww. but awesome fuckin' song, though.]
3. Heaven Besides You - Alice in Chains
[see how eclectic and variant my music tastes are?! aren't i AWESOME?!?!!?!?! HUH??!!! AREN'T I?!?!?!?!]
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. get into law school...i guess...y'know...whatever.
2. gettin' noticed by an NFL team [lol...where would i be without my pipe dreams?]
3. crack. no, i'm serious.
[lol...no, i'm so not.]
THREE THINGS YOU WANT/HAVE IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. idolatry. but i'll settle for respect & admiration.
2. trust. some hos can't stand that i'm such a popula' nigga. *tries to keep a straight face*
3. i'm just gonna wholesale jack what somebody else *clears throat* nickki *clears throat again* already put here and say, "passion, i need someone who feels as strongly for me as I do them."
yeah, that's the ticket.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. i am a drug dealer.
2. i have a third testicle.
3. i am superman.
lol...good luck figuring THAT one out!!
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. eyes
2. mammary tissue [i know, i know, but i'm totally immature, i can't help it. complete juvenile fixation on 'em.]
3. i have to group the rest into the third because i'm equally enthralled by each of the variant and beautiful characteristics of the female human anatomy: legs, stomach/navel, neck, lips...
and of course..."i like big butts and i cannot lie! u otha brothas can't deny! when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get
SPRUNG!!"
...and i'm a fuckin' loser. thank you for reading, have a good day.
oh wait, i'm not done? *sighs*...whatever.
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO [yet]:
1. bench press 415 pounds
2. squat 600 pounds
3. talk to girls [i wish i was kidding about that...i really do.]
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. video games
2. reading [video game manuals...lol...no, i read books. on occasion.]
3. co-psychoanalyzing tony soprano and various other favorite TV personalities.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. stretch
2. get a massage
3. i'm a guy, so...y'know. even a prudish one is still a human one.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. a...lawyer?
2. the National Farters...i mean, Football League
3. uh...lil' help?
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. my room
2. seaside heights, NJ
3. wherever 500 bucks and a greyhound can go
THREE KID'S NAMES
dem ain't my kids! stop lyin' bitch!!
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. skydive
2. get crackin' on modifying that "technical virginity" status
3. pass protect & road grade on a 98-yard-drive to win a Super Bowl. or get a few sacks. in a Super Bowl. whichever comes first.
*heavy sigh*...damn, those things are taxing. especially if you're an insufferable smart-ass, like yours truly. i gotta try to stay away from these in the future.
but otherwise, it's nice to be posting again. i've missed this ol' bitchin' thing. :-D *kisses computer*
hope all is well w/whoever reads this,
T.