"[cuz i'm] lookin', smellin', feelin' like a million bucks..."
...or more, apparently.
I am worth $2,425,284.00 on HumanForSale.com
by the way, i checked, and that's all non-taxable money, too. and guaranteed to grow 25% on the dollar until mandatory depreciation @ 40 years of age.
someone better come and scoop me up, playboy. i'm about to blow UUUUPPPP!!!
man, what a good night tonight, i so needed it. a few of my favorite chicks from the spot came thru @ the same time tonight, and all were giving me some rump-in-the-crotch, slobbery-drunken-kiss love tonight, which, needless to say. totally made my evening--hell, even my week. just in case any of you were wondering, there is NOTHING like drunken, half-naked white girls to break any man out of a slump and get him on the rebound.
lol...i'm going to hell for saying that. but at least i'll be comfortable. :-)
and now, i crash...
T.
I am worth $2,425,284.00 on HumanForSale.com
by the way, i checked, and that's all non-taxable money, too. and guaranteed to grow 25% on the dollar until mandatory depreciation @ 40 years of age.
someone better come and scoop me up, playboy. i'm about to blow UUUUPPPP!!!
man, what a good night tonight, i so needed it. a few of my favorite chicks from the spot came thru @ the same time tonight, and all were giving me some rump-in-the-crotch, slobbery-drunken-kiss love tonight, which, needless to say. totally made my evening--hell, even my week. just in case any of you were wondering, there is NOTHING like drunken, half-naked white girls to break any man out of a slump and get him on the rebound.
lol...i'm going to hell for saying that. but at least i'll be comfortable. :-)
and now, i crash...
T.