laughing @ other people's misfortunes...
what is the difference between this...
and this...
...?
according to 72,000 [REAL, AMERICAN] football hooligans, as far as vocal talent is concerned, not a whole female human's pubic hair's worth.
it's a damn shame, cuz she is cute. in a whorish punky brewster sort of way. but i'll be damned if i didn't feel a trickle of my precious AB- blood leak out of my right ear during the half time show of that horribly mismatched football game between the sooner hicks and the university of spoiled children.
sure, that was a run on sentence, but i honestly think i suffered brain damage last night from witnessing that whole "performance thing," so forgive me.
...doesn't she look waaaaay better w/blond hair? hmm.
oh, in a completely unrelated topic: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
i hope the day was safe and full of fun, vibrant fireworks, followed by even more fun, vibrant hangovers and morning-after "wow, i put my mouth where?!" conversations.
your boy big Tizzle chose to celebrate by:
a) getting the exact same low ass median percentile "whoops, it turns out you really ARE retarded!"
score on the LSAT that i got the first time
b) realizing that i have a statistically insignificant chance of getting into Law School @ this point.
c) becoming resigned to being just another big black goon.
...the good news about c: the cash filled envelopes from my bouncing job just keep on rollin' in! if i play my cards right, i might even be able to start an underground illegal drug ring out of the place!!
...ok, i'm kidding. the owners like me too much for me to betray their trust like that. the poor saps actually expect me to be ther legal counsel one day. el-oh-el @ that one, good buddies. just keep giving me the envelopes and i won't burn the place down.
wow...i figured that taking the piss out of ashlee "i'm an easy target, a masochist, a punk-pop poser princess, and a high b-small c-cup bra-size" simpson and having the beginning of this entry live up to it's title would actually make me feel better. but in reality, that action has only revealed how truly immature, angry and ultimately loser-ish i really am.
*sighs*...but on the plus side, admitting all of that actually did make me feel better. :-D
T.
and this...
...?
according to 72,000 [REAL, AMERICAN] football hooligans, as far as vocal talent is concerned, not a whole female human's pubic hair's worth.
it's a damn shame, cuz she is cute. in a whorish punky brewster sort of way. but i'll be damned if i didn't feel a trickle of my precious AB- blood leak out of my right ear during the half time show of that horribly mismatched football game between the sooner hicks and the university of spoiled children.
sure, that was a run on sentence, but i honestly think i suffered brain damage last night from witnessing that whole "performance thing," so forgive me.
...doesn't she look waaaaay better w/blond hair? hmm.
oh, in a completely unrelated topic: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
i hope the day was safe and full of fun, vibrant fireworks, followed by even more fun, vibrant hangovers and morning-after "wow, i put my mouth where?!" conversations.
your boy big Tizzle chose to celebrate by:
a) getting the exact same low ass median percentile "whoops, it turns out you really ARE retarded!"
score on the LSAT that i got the first time
b) realizing that i have a statistically insignificant chance of getting into Law School @ this point.
c) becoming resigned to being just another big black goon.
...the good news about c: the cash filled envelopes from my bouncing job just keep on rollin' in! if i play my cards right, i might even be able to start an underground illegal drug ring out of the place!!
...ok, i'm kidding. the owners like me too much for me to betray their trust like that. the poor saps actually expect me to be ther legal counsel one day. el-oh-el @ that one, good buddies. just keep giving me the envelopes and i won't burn the place down.
wow...i figured that taking the piss out of ashlee "i'm an easy target, a masochist, a punk-pop poser princess, and a high b-small c-cup bra-size" simpson and having the beginning of this entry live up to it's title would actually make me feel better. but in reality, that action has only revealed how truly immature, angry and ultimately loser-ish i really am.
*sighs*...but on the plus side, admitting all of that actually did make me feel better. :-D
T.