Six wicket

[wanton_bliss]

While it is true that none of my friends are gay, this doesn't seem to stop them from trying

Comments

[ncsuj]

well you'd definitely be the hottest one there in just the socks and undies.

[wanton_bliss]

Maybe, maybe not.

Depending on the weather, I could be quite chilly.

[mjkish]

I beg of you... if and when this actually happens, please have someone photograph you in your white attire, leaning on your pink flamingo mallet, sipping on a mint julep.

That picture would be priceless beyond words.

[wanton_bliss]

One of the individuals throwing the party is quite the photographer. I think your wish is guaranteed.

[thesadpunk]

Croquet usually requires seersucker. So does being a dandy fop. But then, such is the nature of croquet. We'll go shopping when I arrive. Banana Republic usually does a good job with their spring clothing line in making clothes nobody ever wears but for particular occasions- divet stomping, brises, etc.

The key of course is the hat. Which could be tricky to find.

[wanton_bliss]

This supposedly comes in white.

[thesadpunk]

I was thinking something more along the lines of this. In white.

[wanton_bliss]

Yeah, I saw those... They're so Samuel L these days, though. I was looking for something that most closely matched this, only less than a hundred and fifty dollars.

[eyelid]

Sew yourself white clothing!

[improperbrahmin]

I, just last week, picked up a completely white paisley-stitch tie.

When I brought it home I realized that it was my only non-undergarment piece of clothing that was white.