Six wicket
While it is true that none of my friends are gay, this doesn't seem to stop them from trying.
During poker last night, it was revealed that one particular married couple is planning a croquet event in early May. The "sport" is not so much the goal but rather a thinly veiled excuse to drink mint juleps and dress entirely in white. I hope to find (or fabricate) a croquet mallet shaped like a pink flamingo before then.
Regardless, I am glad I have the one month heads up.
Obviously, I want to look fierce; unfortunately, the only white clothing I own, other than socks, are two pairs of boxer briefs.
During poker last night, it was revealed that one particular married couple is planning a croquet event in early May. The "sport" is not so much the goal but rather a thinly veiled excuse to drink mint juleps and dress entirely in white. I hope to find (or fabricate) a croquet mallet shaped like a pink flamingo before then.
Regardless, I am glad I have the one month heads up.
Obviously, I want to look fierce; unfortunately, the only white clothing I own, other than socks, are two pairs of boxer briefs.