Would anyone in the room happen to have any new links to the latest chan-necro fic featuring L--a./fjasdf

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Carry on.

What the fuck? Did you all fall into Lucius' man-gina and die?

As I was stroking Nagini in the lounge, I came to a rather definitive conclusion concerning the constituent individuals of wizarding society.
I am so very much more than any of you peons will ever dream of being.

Harry Potter with his tiny penis and inversely proportional superiority complex...

Snape and his pathetically obvious role as a spy for ( Read more... )

WELL THIS HAS TURNED INTO A BIT OF A FUCKY SHITFEST HASN'T IT ( Read more... )

Uncle Aunt Lucius throws an unforgettable party, but is it too much to ask that I not be called to duty the day after? I don't know who was responsible for that dingo attack this afternoon and, quite frankly, I don't want to know ( Read more... )

Truth 1: VOLDEMORT HAS PLACED A CONFUNDUS CHARM ON HOGWARTS SO ALL OF YOU (and not me, I'm immune) SEE THINGS THAT ARE CLEARLY NOT TRUE.

Truth 2: jkrawrling IS VOLDEMORT POLYJUICED. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I'M HARRY FUCKING POTTER AND I KNOW THESE THINGS.

And I never lie. Ever.

i can't think of what sort of costume would properly represent a weeping soul.

this is so typical of my life.

I took a picture of myself wearing my costume.

I call it "BEST POET EVER IN WHITE. WHITE BEING A METAPHOR FOR INCOMPARABLE TORMENT OF LOVE LOST. WITH THE LACK OF SLEEVES OR SHOES BEING ANOTHER METAPHOR FOR LOST BODYPARTS."


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WHERE DA PARTAY AT?! AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHERE DA BIZNITCHES AT?!

DON'T ALL RUSH TO BE DIS HUFFLESTUD'S DATE, I'S JUST MEET YOU THERE. I'LL BE DA CAT WITH THE ILL PIMP SUIT ON.

OH, AND MR. MALFOY? CAN I BORROW YOUR CANE? PLZ? IT WOULD GO SO WELL WITH MY WHITE VELOUR SUIT AND OSTRICH FEATHER HAT.

In response to the previous example (posted below by kappa_slappa) of  decorum appropriate for reflecting "a reminder of what we should all be trying to emulate in our day to day lives," I offer the following picture from last year's Malfoy get-together. It is always good to boast one's credentials and beliefs in the wizarding world.


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