Am I the only person in this institution who realises what you are doing to yourselves ( Read more... )

Dear Figment of my Soul that I Abhor,

anagramsrcool, your recent statement concerns me greatly.

Any minions that you do so coerce into your service will, by default, fall under my reign. You are nothing but a paltry vestige of my soul at its weakest. How DARE you try to claim what is MINE. Child, you will NOT BE DISSIN MY REP HOMEY! I'M THE MAN WITH THE PLAN ( Read more... )

Hermione,

Are you attending to Lucius Malfoy's balls tonight? If you are, I just wanted to know what you're wearing, so that our perfectly perfect spangly princess dresses aren't identical ( Read more... )

Dear Miss Granger,

My little bookworm babe, please wear those knickers to the party tonight. You know the ones. I won't wear any at all (unless you'd like me to wear knickers. Black lace, mayhaps?) but I'll bring both sets of handcuffs. I am trying to get use of the Room o' Lurve from Lucius. It has a vibrating bed ( Read more... )

I do hope every one remembers their masks. Because, as you arseholes know, Dramah is so much more fun when it's anonymous ( Read more... )

Wotcher Harry!

Thanks for last night. Sorry about your robes! I had no idea that scented massage oils would melt clothing like that! And maybe if you'd waited until I dimmed the torches to get undressed, I wouldn't have laughed so hard.Anyway, not much time to write, I'm making breakfast! I can hear Remus moaning in his room -- he must be having ( Read more... )

G'day to all yeh wankers!!

Hagrid's finally 'ere and, crikey, I'm DRUNK!

ollll;;;;

Someone bring meh a Hippogriff.

PATHETICALLY TINY. ROWLING SPEAKS THE TRUTH ( Read more... )

Good evening ( Read more... )

oh no, one my favourite plants died this morning. it was such a good friend to me, always beeing there when i needed someone to talk with :(

i feel all alone.

*emo walrus face*