IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Good evening.
I thought you might all like to know that my wife and I are holding our manditory Malfoy New Year's Ball on Sunday, because we need a plot point to get all you sods together in one room so dramah can ensue. We've missed out on all the office christmas parties, so I guess I'll be disinfecting the Rumpus Room for you cocks.
Masquerade Ball. Formal Attire required. Obviously it's Death Eaters and Important People only, but as usual the rest of you can sneak in through the back door and wreak havoc. Oh how predictable.
Bring a bottle. I don't want you uneducated peons emptying my wine cellar. You wouldn't know a fine wine if it danced naked on the top of a harpsichord in front of you.
Yours,
Lucius "I'm too sexy for my shirt" Malfoy
(considerably richer than you, with good taste in aftershave.)
I thought you might all like to know that my wife and I are holding our manditory Malfoy New Year's Ball on Sunday, because we need a plot point to get all you sods together in one room so dramah can ensue. We've missed out on all the office christmas parties, so I guess I'll be disinfecting the Rumpus Room for you cocks.
Masquerade Ball. Formal Attire required. Obviously it's Death Eaters and Important People only, but as usual the rest of you can sneak in through the back door and wreak havoc. Oh how predictable.
Bring a bottle. I don't want you uneducated peons emptying my wine cellar. You wouldn't know a fine wine if it danced naked on the top of a harpsichord in front of you.
Yours,
Lucius "I'm too sexy for my shirt" Malfoy
(considerably richer than you, with good taste in aftershave.)