Comments | walrusrpg: I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH

hateful_harry in walrusrpg

I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH

Jan 09, 2006 21:23

Truth 1: VOLDEMORT HAS PLACED A CONFUNDUS CHARM ON HOGWARTS SO ALL OF YOU (and not me, I'm immune) SEE THINGS THAT ARE CLEARLY NOT TRUE.

Truth 2: jkrawrling IS VOLDEMORT POLYJUICED. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I'M HARRY FUCKING POTTER AND I KNOW THESE THINGS.

And I never lie. Ever.

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we_b_minions January 10 2006, 03:59:50 UTC

i havnt seen things.

draco says the only reasen for seeing things that arnt their when your sain is your cock aftr grainger put a engorgment spell on it.

hateful_harry January 10 2006, 19:37:11 UTC

Crabbe, you shouldn't believe everything Malfoy says.

HOWEVER, I NEVER LIE.

we_b_minions January 10 2006, 19:47:53 UTC

why not. hes my freind and your horribel.

and he says your a lier and a marter and you shoud be dead and your only usfull in the quiditch showrs.

then he goes quite.

hateful_harry January 10 2006, 20:02:42 UTC

Draco is a tool. He's just upset that I dumped his arse. THAT'S WHY RAN OFF WITH SNAPE.

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snakeupurbum January 10 2006, 05:38:13 UTC

YOU IDIOTIC TWAT! I swear, if I weren't weighed down by my massive snake cock (a problem that you will never experience I am sure) I would Avada your pert ass until the sun came up.

And, Potter, shut off the mental link when you are drawing your minuscule cock from reference. I couldn't eat for a week afterwards.

hateful_harry January 10 2006, 19:43:33 UTC

YOU NOSELESS FREAK! I swear, if I didn't find you attempts at evil so amusing (you are about as threatening as a kitten) I would Avada your ass into next week.

And, Voldemort, GO DIE.

greasywalrus January 10 2006, 05:57:51 UTC

But I'm not at Hogwarts and I know you have a cock so tiny even Pettigrew in his rat form feels more manly.

hateful_harry January 10 2006, 19:45:36 UTC

YOU WERE AT HOGWARTS AND THE CHARM LASTS EVEN AFTER YOU'RE GONE. IT'S TRUE.

greasywalrus January 10 2006, 20:50:05 UTC

Honestly, Potter, GIVE IT UP. You have a small wang and we all know it. But why don't you do something about it instead of whining all the time.

hateful_harry January 10 2006, 21:28:47 UTC

NEVER! I'M, HUGE AND EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW IT. Also, I'm not whining.

whore_us January 10 2006, 17:56:44 UTC

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN FEELING THINGS THEN?

HARRY, DARLING, YOU'D BE MORE OF A MAN IF YOU JUST DEALT WITH IT AND MOVED ON. OR YOU COULD CROSS DRESS. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO TAPE YOUR DICK BACK OR ANYTHING.

CAN I PAINT YOUR TOENAILS?

hateful_harry January 10 2006, 19:51:07 UTC

IT'S A REALLY GOOD CUNFUNDUS CHARM.

WOULD YOU STILL WANT ME EVEN IF I DRESSED AS A WOMAN? WHAT?

WHAT COLOUR?

whore_us January 11 2006, 00:36:39 UTC

I DON'T FEEL CONFUNDED...

THAT WOULD DEPEND ON HOW HOT YOU LOOKED

BLACK TO MATCH THE DARKNESS OF YOUR SOUL.

hateful_harry January 11 2006, 04:16:38 UTC

OH BUT YOU ARE. TRUST ME.

I WOULD LOOK VERY HOT AS A WOMAN

THEN I'LL ALLOW YOU TO PAINT MY NAILS.

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jkrawrling January 10 2006, 18:56:19 UTC

Sounds awfully like the Ron is Dumbledore Theory ... which I loled hardcore at.

we_b_minions January 10 2006, 19:11:56 UTC

hello miss.

will you mak shaymus be lockd up in your next book.

pleas.

(hes scary.)

jkrawrling January 10 2006, 21:09:13 UTC

Er.

we_b_minions January 10 2006, 21:15:20 UTC

he keeps yeling at me to abstane.

and i dont lik it. he acidentaly hit me with a cross yestarday.

id lik you forevar. pleas.

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