Comments | walrusrpg: I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH

hateful_harry in walrusrpg

I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH

Jan 09, 2006 21:23

Truth 1: VOLDEMORT HAS PLACED A CONFUNDUS CHARM ON HOGWARTS SO ALL OF YOU (and not me, I'm immune) SEE THINGS THAT ARE CLEARLY NOT TRUE.

Truth 2: jkrawrling IS VOLDEMORT POLYJUICED. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I'M HARRY FUCKING POTTER AND I KNOW THESE THINGS.

And I never lie. Ever.

Comments 38

leftinthelurch January 10 2006, 19:19:26 UTC

typical of the world to trick me so cruelly. but i believe you harry. when have i not?

hateful_harry January 10 2006, 20:00:00 UTC

THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS BELIEVING IN ME, ZACHARIAS.

spanglywalrus January 12 2006, 16:22:15 UTC

Oh, Harry. You know I believe you, right? I always do, and always will. Forevah!

Also, I'm not wearing any underwear.

hateful_harry January 12 2006, 19:20:41 UTC

OBVIOUSLY YOU, LIKE ME, ARE IMMUNE TO ALL CONFUNDUS CHARMS!

Really? Neither am I!

emoremus January 13 2006, 02:47:59 UTC

Harry, it is not kind of you to lie to your friends. This will only create emotional conflict and will lead them to great disappointment concerning your cock you.

hateful_harry January 13 2006, 04:51:32 UTC

Remus, it's not kind of you to lie to everyone. This will only create emotional conflict when EVERYONE REALISES HOW FLAMINGLY GAY YOU ARE.