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WELL THIS HAS TURNED INTO A BIT OF A FUCKY SHITFEST HASN'T IT?
I WAS EXPECTING RUMOUR, SCANDAL, INTRIGUE.... AND ABOUT 10% OF IT NOT ABOUT ME.
I GUESS THIS IS JUST A COVER, YOU KNOW? LURE ME INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY BEFORE YOU THROW ALL THE SHIT AT ME. WELL BRING IT ON BITCHES, I'M READY AND WILLING.
DIDN'T I LOOK FABULOUS THOUGH? HOT PINK MANOLOS AND THAT GORGEOUS LITTLE SKIRT AND TSHIRT COMBO. GOD, I WISH I COULD JUST LOOK AT MYSELF ALL DAY. SERIOUSLY, AFTER SEEING MYSELF IN A MIRROR, THE REST OF THE WORLD JUST LOOKS SO UGLY. MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT.
AND THERE'S NOT A SINGLE SPELL OR STITCH ON THIS BODY - POTTER CAN VOUCH FOR THAT. WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR THE OTHER WOMEN HEREABOUTS.
I MEAN, JKR HAD TO HAVE MAJOR RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY ON HER NOSE FOR A START, NEVERMIND THE REST OF HER; HERMIONE NEEDED TO HAVE HER HORNS REMOVED AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON SPARKLY MCSPANGLY BOOBS. I DON'T THINK SHE WAS REALLY HUMAN TO START WITH BUT SHE REALLY ISN'T HUMAN NOW. THAT REQUIRES LIVING TISSUE.
AS FOR TONKS, METAMORPHMAGUS MY ASS. SHE'S JUST GOT ONE HELL OF A QUICK SURGEON.
CHEW ON THAT, BITCHES.
THINK MY WORK HERE IS DONE. DRACO, DARLING, WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU IN ALL YOUR FABULOSITY YET? I'M GOING TO SIT HERE AND POUT AND SHIT STIR UNTIL YOU BRING ME A DIRTY MARTINI AND A GLITTERY PRESENT.
I WAS EXPECTING RUMOUR, SCANDAL, INTRIGUE.... AND ABOUT 10% OF IT NOT ABOUT ME.
I GUESS THIS IS JUST A COVER, YOU KNOW? LURE ME INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY BEFORE YOU THROW ALL THE SHIT AT ME. WELL BRING IT ON BITCHES, I'M READY AND WILLING.
DIDN'T I LOOK FABULOUS THOUGH? HOT PINK MANOLOS AND THAT GORGEOUS LITTLE SKIRT AND TSHIRT COMBO. GOD, I WISH I COULD JUST LOOK AT MYSELF ALL DAY. SERIOUSLY, AFTER SEEING MYSELF IN A MIRROR, THE REST OF THE WORLD JUST LOOKS SO UGLY. MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT.
AND THERE'S NOT A SINGLE SPELL OR STITCH ON THIS BODY - POTTER CAN VOUCH FOR THAT. WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR THE OTHER WOMEN HEREABOUTS.
I MEAN, JKR HAD TO HAVE MAJOR RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY ON HER NOSE FOR A START, NEVERMIND THE REST OF HER; HERMIONE NEEDED TO HAVE HER HORNS REMOVED AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON SPARKLY MCSPANGLY BOOBS. I DON'T THINK SHE WAS REALLY HUMAN TO START WITH BUT SHE REALLY ISN'T HUMAN NOW. THAT REQUIRES LIVING TISSUE.
AS FOR TONKS, METAMORPHMAGUS MY ASS. SHE'S JUST GOT ONE HELL OF A QUICK SURGEON.
CHEW ON THAT, BITCHES.
THINK MY WORK HERE IS DONE. DRACO, DARLING, WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU IN ALL YOUR FABULOSITY YET? I'M GOING TO SIT HERE AND POUT AND SHIT STIR UNTIL YOU BRING ME A DIRTY MARTINI AND A GLITTERY PRESENT.