I, for one, do not have any regrets about things I enjoyed long ago. I don't regret Power Rangers, Pokemon, or Sega Genesis. It's even pretty amusing to look back and say, "Wow, this was utter crap but I loved it ( Read more... )

The Official Quoteable Person of the Day for Today is...

[miniature drumroll]

John Waters!"My hobby is extreme Catholic behavior -- BEFORE the Reformation ( Read more... )

My top two musicals for the moment are:

Les MiserablesThis is probably the best musical ever. It isn't usually my favorite, but it's the best. ONE broke parole so TWO is after him. THREE is fired by ONE for having illegitimate child FOUR who's been raised by unscrupulous FIVE and SIX. Their daughter, SEVEN, loves EIGHT. But EIGHT doesn't notice ( Read more... )

Here is a sentence from my last post: You might even say we're in a glass box.

Here is that same sentence as contemporary poetry:

you might even
say

we re
in a glass
box

Contemporary poetry isn't poetry. It's pretentiousness incarnate.

Here is the "poem" we read and analyzed in English class today:

so much depends ( Read more... )

It's been awhile since I've updated, hasn't it?

( People Are Stupid: Part I Sequels )

I just posted this as a comment to someone's journal and thought it was long enough it could also make a decent post ( Read more... )

"AAAAA!!! THAT TREE TRUNK HAS GEORGE WASHINGTON COMING OUT OF IT!!! AND I'M NOT ON DRUGS!!!"
-Me at 10:55 earlier this evening (thursday)

I spent the evening hanging out with five of my greatest friends. I am happy.

"Check this out. I've got a button to push that puts morphene directly into my system. Watch!"

-beep-

"Ahhhhh"

It just now occurred to me that it probably wasn't a good idea to make myself laugh right after getting my torso reshaped. But I can probably blame the morphene.

I just saw the Piano Man himself. Live.

Woo hoo!

Billy Joel was amazing. Scratch that. He was beyond amazing. Words can't describe the awesomeness that is Billy Joel.

My steelshaft is still ringing.

YAY

D.A.R.E. is obsolete. Not that it was a hard program to defeat. It defeated itself; I don't know anybody who was actually influenced by D.A.R.E. Anti-drug programs in middle schools can now be reduced to two hours with one easy solution: cancel the motivational speakers and anti-drug classes and replace them with a screening of Requiem for a Dream ( Read more... )