May 11, 2006 23:44
The Official Quoteable Person of the Day for Today is...
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John Waters!
"My hobby is extreme Catholic behavior -- BEFORE the Reformation."
"Strive for art in reverse."
"I would never do hard-core pornography, because it looks too much like open-heart surgery."
"Some call me director, producer, filmmaker. I prefer to call myself pube-king."