The state of the union address is tonight, so I need to ask:

Shorty, what you drank?

Seriously, who's with me? Discuss in comments.


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I am extremely frustrated with the United States House of Representatives ( Read more... )

Ted Kennedy just died.

Requiscat in pace, Lion. Thank you for all your service. You will be sorely missed.


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Dear Rich White People ( Read more... )

I fear my little brother is lost. I don't know what happened to his mind, but sometime in his developmental years all of my father's skewed conservatism siphoned into him and now he is little more than an antagonistic parrot who apparently lives to jab people in the ribs to see if he can get a rise out of them ( Read more... )

You know, I know it's silly but I just have to say this.

I am really glad Barack Obama gave George Bush a genuine hug.

Even despite the past 8 years, and despite the overwhelming amounts of well-deserved criticism, I thought it was a very moving gesture. Maybe I'm unhinged somewhere, but I want to hug Bush too. I think -- deep down -- he really ( Read more... )

In the face of an economic crisis and the largest deficit on record, here is a shining example of your tax dollars at work.

Laura Bush Shows Off New $493,000 Gold-rimmed White House China Set

God Bless America, because we sure as shit need it right about now.


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NOTICE: If you are able but for some horseshit reason decide not to vote, I am not friends with you anymore.

GOBAMA!

ETA: Also, if you're in the cities and want to watch the election results pour in, I have cookies. Not even joking. They're red, white, and blue. Bring some brews, and jump in on some scrabble and cards. It'll be good.


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I am serious when I say this is the best gathering of both political candidates I have seen.Both of them made me laugh, and it reminded me that McCain really is a good guy on a human level. Obama's speech was exactly what McCain promised, nonstop hilarity ( Read more... )