I just want to say something and get it off my chest ( Read more... )

eiVLeVO: xxxxxx is like the fake worm of the human industry ( Read more... )

Did you ever meet a guy, and as you’re shaking his hand you realize he doesn’t have a complete hand? It feels like something is missing? And you’re standing there holding a handful of deformed, knoblike flesh ( Read more... )

Now I don't want to get off on a rant here, but from stock market analysis to meteorology to professional gambling, any job that involves predicting the future necessitates a certain bedrock foundation of confidence. That, or the ability to concoct a laughably bad Jamaican accent ( Read more... )

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but after a brief period of post-9/11 altruism, selfishness is back. Intelligence agencies don't share information with each other. C.E.O.'s tell you to buy the stock they're frantically unloading. Everywhere you look, cooperation is as rare as a tube top in Queen Elizabeth's wardrobe ( Read more... )

So yeah, I think I have come to the conclusion that I am now seriously beginning my due diligence process for a possible political campaign this fall. As I find information and make decisions I will update.

Isn't it funny that on the same day that Donald Fehr announced that a new steroids agreement was soon to be ratified by the players union, Barry ("Everyone is out to get me because I'm black") Bonds announces he might be out for the upcoming 2005 season. This is the same Bonds who on the day of Congressional hearings about the use of steroids in ( Read more... )

"Historically, the best way to convert liberals is to have them move out of their parents' home, get a job, and start paying taxes. But if this doesn't work, you might have to actually argue with a liberal ( Read more... )