You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar

[v0tebush]

Did you ever meet a guy, and as you’re shaking his hand you realize he doesn’t have a complete hand? It feels like something is missing? And you’re standing there holding a handful of deformed, knoblike flesh

Comments

[eivlevo]

I'd like to add, that it's not so much the guy I'm worried about. The girl in this situation is the one whom I fear may faulter on the commitment.

Can we also add that single moms shouldn't get sympathy either.

~DAVE

[barenkdhoneybee]

I'm dating someone who's been divorced and...yeah. Somehting he never wants to go through again, and something I never want to have to worry about or deal with.

Okay, so who are we talking about?