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[uvula]

Bender: I was God once.

God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

BERLIN, Germany - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.

Well, if you're shipping dildos to the U.A.E., you're gonna have to hide them

Comments

[consciousdream]

Jeff, you crack me up!!! I needed this today! That was hillarious!

[uvula]

^_^

[uvula]

From what I've gathered, you've covered most of North America in your travels.

Did you get a Dildo tee-shirt?

[sooguy]

You should be a tourism official for Dildo.

Or how about Amabassador.

The secret lives of used vans. That's too funny.

[uvula]

That would be cool. I wonder if there's anyone from Dildo working on a cruise ship or at one of those resorts where they wear name tags that identify where they're from.

Byron S.
Dildo, NL

Yes.

[lackofendorphin]

haha, great story.

Weird, haven't read or heard anything about it over here...

[uvula]

That is odd.

I found it while sifting through Reuters International. I have to rely on International news sources to find out what's going on over there cuz I don't speak German. Your words have entirely too many letters in them for me to comprehend what the hell you're talking about.

I'm impressed by people who learn English as a second language, though, cuz when I stand back and look at it, English looks like it would be a real pain in the ass to learn as an adult.

[lackofendorphin]

Okay, I found ONE german news source and it is some kind of tabloid, which is known to use big letters to hide the fact that there is no real story...

Do you remember the story of the german who made gas out of cats? Same "news"paper...

I learned english in 5th grade and even had an oral examination for my graduation, nowadays they start to learn it in 1st grade over here.

And you even need at least 4yrs ofexperience in a second foreign language for the highest graduation (which is the only one which allows you to go to university) over here.

[uvula]

There's no language requirement in public secondary schools here in Michigan (or in any other state that I'm aware of), but they offer elective courses in Spanish, French and German at most schools. In college, for most majors, you need four semesters of foreign language (I took Spanish - an almost necessary language here in the States) and later studied Russian.

I don't know why, but I just found German to be...intimidating...although I do enjoy your use of the letter "ß".