NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson unveiled its new "Nothing But Tears" shampoo this week, an aggressive bath-time product the company says will help to prepare meek and fragile newborns for the real world ( Read more... )

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We here at The Spooner Project like to recognize accomplishment. When an individual or individuals do something that helps their community or betters the world around them, we like to give thanks. Today, we recognize Italian-Australian Luana De Faveri, who used her natural talents to make the people around her feel better all around. So from all ( Read more... )

Bender: I was God once.

God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

BERLIN, Germany - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.

Well, if you're shipping dildos to the U.A.E., you're gonna have to hide them ( Read more... )

NEWMARKET, Ontario - Around the Newmarket courthouse, they're calling it the "Monica Lewinsky ruling," a reference to the White House intern who performed a certain sexual act on then-president Bill Clinton.

"A certain sexual act." She blew him...played the trombone, did a solo on the ol' skin flute, took a trip down under for some lap snorkeling ( Read more... )

Indiana State Police arrested a Chicago man Wednesday afternoon after he was found driving completely nude and masturbating on the Indiana Toll Road.

"Oh...hello Officer. What seems to be the problem?"

Police were called about the man driving eastbound around 1:30 p.m. Trooper Al Martinez stopped a green 1994 Toyota at the 1 mile marker about ( Read more... )

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