OK, so because I just discovered this it means that roughly 80% of the planet's inhabitants (including Soviet-era gulag escapees living in yurts along the Khatanga River in northeastern Sibera and/or various low-level political prisoners living in Congolese prisons) have already seen it and moved past it ( Read more... )

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson unveiled its new "Nothing But Tears" shampoo this week, an aggressive bath-time product the company says will help to prepare meek and fragile newborns for the real world ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday, lackofendorphin!

Speaking of, this is courtesy of the man himself who posted it earlier.

Click on the pic...it's not one of those weird things that pop up scare you or anything, but it's funny (partially cuz it's serious) & I failed miserably.


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tckma posted this earlier, too, I just noticed. You'll find more of these at XKCD. I love web comics.


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This is why I love Wikipedia:

"The first E-Series was based on the compact Ford Falcon, sized roughly to compete with the 1961 Chevrolet Corvair Sportvan and Volkswagen Type 2, which was 172.3 in long. The first E-Series had a flat nose with the engine between and behind the front seats, later adopted by the Chevrolet Van and Dodge A100. It was an ( Read more... )

You can blame this one on leastlikely.

Put your playlist on random. Select the first 15 song titles and add "in my pants" to the end. Display results.

1. No More, No More In My Pants (Aerosmith)
2. Working Class Hero In My Pants (Green Day)
3. Lovedrive In My Pants (Scorpions) :D
4. Sleep To Dream In My Pants (Fiona Apple)
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I'm such a child.

I was helping this cat move a server tower into the storage room and he says to me, "Thanks for helping me get it up," which, of course, made me laugh out loud.

The other day, I actually heard someone say, "If you see Kay...," which also made me laugh out loud, but in that case no one got it but me and my laughter was followed ( Read more... )

In honor of the New York Yankees "earning" the wild card slot in the playoffs and bumping the Detroit Tigers out of contention, I give you Doug Stanhope:

"I hate the Yankees...that's the only reason I watch baseball is to watch the Yankees lose. Just cuz they buy their team and their fans are so obnoxious...like, if you're going to be just, ( Read more... )

Bender: I was God once.

God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

BERLIN, Germany - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.

Well, if you're shipping dildos to the U.A.E., you're gonna have to hide them ( Read more... )

Thanks to lackofendorphin for directing me to the Create-a-Simpson over at The Simpson's Movie Website. This is a pretty good likeness if I do say so myself:


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