Hello, my name is UB and I only update my journal once every few months.

I’m sitting here reading Less Than Zero and wondering how much more interesting my life would have been if I would have grown up on the West Coast instead of the East. I'm on a strange Bret Easton Ellis kick right now which means I'll probably read any book that he ( Read more... )

Wow ( Read more... )

It has been so incredibly long since I last wrote in this thing it's not even proper for me to comment on it. Boo! Bad LJ member ( Read more... )

Approximately 10 Things I Hate About You ( Read more... )

Oprah! Where's My Car?

No, really. Where is it!

1. Occasionally when I go into a store I feel the need to "buy" something when I think people are "watching" (profiling) me to see if I'm going to steal something. That's one habit I must break but I did manage to pick up Empire Records on DVD with extra scenes. I still haven't had time to watch ( Read more... )

Negroes sleepin! Negroes in white T-Shirts! Negroes eatin' pizza! Negroes with microphones! Negroes eatin' suckers! Negroes with they [sic] shirts rolled up! Negroes with dreads and hoop earrings! Negroes with tank tops and tube tops!

That is my life, yo!

Until I moved into an upper middle class neighborhood but we're not talking about me ( Read more... )

Lets just cut to the chase:

1.) I do not look like Jay Z what-so-ever, nor do I find it amusing when people yell, "Hey! Young Jeho(va)!" from across crowded parking lots and China Town Streets. I've also got to start looking in the mirror before I leave my damn house in the mornin' cause I keep forgetting to remove all of the facial scrub from ( Read more... )

I swear by all that's holy and true, every time I try to pick a different font for making deposition binder covers I always default back to Arial.

What does this say about me? What would a fontologist say? "You feel inadequate in sexual relationships and favor a single position in bed." That would be true, ya' know ( Read more... )

There are certain things I just "do" that, while I find them strange myself -- I still haven't found a reason to change ( Read more... )

My life has been anything but interesting in the past few weeks. According to most of my friends they'd be happy if I managed to obtain and keep a job for more than three weeks. I'll admit that everyone thinks I'm insane but I think I'm on to something here. I'm not just sure what it is but there have been mysterious forces pushing me around ( Read more... )