Ahh-Choo!
There are certain things I just "do" that, while I find them strange myself -- I still haven't found a reason to change.
For instance, I just sneezed and only then did I decide to take a vitamin. Done in vain, yes. That's most likely the case at this point. Did that stop me? Hell no.
Today I realized that I've developed a strange kind of "office" turrets. Whenever I hear an announcement over the intercom I immediately repeat what is said in one of my repertoire of fifteen voices.
Announcement: "David Marshall please dial zero."
Me (Darth Vader): "David Marshall, please dial zero -- or prepare to die!"
Announcement: "Erika Tunney, your guest is at reception."
Me (My Cousin Rahkeem): "You jus' put ya' one leg up here. Put ya' other leg up here and I bet you we'll be receptin' more dan' four channels tonight baby."
Announcement: "Rachel Lopez, please report to the conference room."
Me (Do I Need to Say It?): "I Ross take thee Rachel! AHHHHH!"
During these exchanges (with myself) I usually hear my office mate chuckling across the room. He must think I'm insane. However, since my heart black (like the rest of me, thanks to genetics) part of me takes amusement in that.
For instance, I just sneezed and only then did I decide to take a vitamin. Done in vain, yes. That's most likely the case at this point. Did that stop me? Hell no.
Today I realized that I've developed a strange kind of "office" turrets. Whenever I hear an announcement over the intercom I immediately repeat what is said in one of my repertoire of fifteen voices.
Announcement: "David Marshall please dial zero."
Me (Darth Vader): "David Marshall, please dial zero -- or prepare to die!"
Announcement: "Erika Tunney, your guest is at reception."
Me (My Cousin Rahkeem): "You jus' put ya' one leg up here. Put ya' other leg up here and I bet you we'll be receptin' more dan' four channels tonight baby."
Announcement: "Rachel Lopez, please report to the conference room."
Me (Do I Need to Say It?): "I Ross take thee Rachel! AHHHHH!"
During these exchanges (with myself) I usually hear my office mate chuckling across the room. He must think I'm insane. However, since my heart black (like the rest of me, thanks to genetics) part of me takes amusement in that.