-odyssey-

[unnatural_20s]

Alright, that does it. I've had it up to here with the glitches in this game! Just yesterday, I sat through a random encounter where the bandit clearly had no concept of turn limitations. After I tried to restart, my hard-earned gold was gone! Admins, you'd better fix the problems with this place right now, or I'll suffocate myself. See, I'm doing

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[emperor_llama]

Is there an "almighty lord and master" position available?

[unnatural_20s]

Sounds like someone's in the market for a Highly Marketable Mascot position!

[emperor_llama]

That doesn't sound like what I was talking about at all!

[unnatural_20s]

Sorry, but that position has been filled. I might be able to slot you in as a Beastmaster...

[explosion_array]

I'm gonna go with enigmatic, all powerful team leader guy who sends your elite team out on quests that you think are for the good of the world except they're really just futhering my plot. You know, that guy who will ultimately be like the second to last villain.

What? I've read a lot of fantasy novels as kid or something.

[unnatural_20s]

SARDA!?

Well, it would be out-of-character for me to acknowledge that, but I suppose you could be the NPC Employer who turns out to be evil but defects to our team at the last minute. Or preferably before that. You said you were a sorceress, didn't you?

[explosion_array]

Sorceress Genius.

[unnatural_20s]

Could I interest you in a Squishy Wizard opening?

[da_beat_is_on]

Turn games?

Dude, that kinda stuff's for babies n' FF fans.

[unnatural_20s]

And I suppose you would know, Mr. Tetsuya Nomura Is My Tailor. This is why I'm the fractactical genius and you're just a guy in goony pants.

[da_beat_is_on]

Tetsa-who?

[unnatural_20s]

Never mind. I suppose I'd be willing to look past your heretical blaspheming if you're interested in a Tank position.

[mokomanjuu]

Mokona wants to be a mascot!

Mokona has experience~

*holds up a Mokona plushie* See? See?

[unnatural_20s]

Y-YOU'RE THE PERFECT MASCOT!? What's that thing Renge always does, I can never remember how to do it... Ah, yes!

-breathes-

You're hired!

[mokomanjuu]

Yay~!

Mister Hero needs to work more on his secretive breathing, though!

[nagatodotexe]

[unnatural_20s]

...Can I help you?

[nagatodotexe]

[unnatural_20s]

...Are you perhaps interested in the Tagalong position? That sounded like much less of an innuendo in my head.