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Hey, villagers! There's a lot of crazy magical zappy guys out there, right?
I really should've asked this earlier, but, uh. Are any of you particularly skilled at Turning Animals Back Into People magic? Because I could use a hit of that.
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You people have all giving gifts to each other, huh? Cute, very touching. You're all just paragons of good-natured-ness.
Well, you know what? I can be good, too! I just happened to get some gifts for ( my dear friends. ) -
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*puts on ring, turns invisible*
Heeheeheehee!
*takes ring off, turns visible*
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*puts on ring, turns invisible*
Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!
*takes ring off, turns visible*
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What's all this weird cold stuff everywhere? "Smow" or something?
Let's just hurry the year along and get back to summer. -
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Where's the stupid town? Why aren't I still in it? Why am I in a jungle?
*low growl*
W-What was that noise?
Why do I have a terrible sense of deja vu?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!
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Yeah, uh, I've been meaning to ask, but what's the deal with that big house out on the lawn? I'm pretty sure it was a shack yesterday, and it's been a whole castle at least once.
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I'M BACK!
I'm a man again! This almost makes me happy enough to forget that I'm a llama for the moment!
On the other hand, Yzma is WAY scarier as a woman than she was as a man. Eurgh. -
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Is there any sort of way to unsee memories?
Because this is either the ugliest man who ever lived, or living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.
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All right! This is almost awesome enough to make up for the fact that I'm a llama and a woman!
HEY, PEASANTS!
I'M A FREAKING empress EMPEROR!
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Okay. I wasn't sure at first, but I'm definitely 100% sure now.
I'm in Hell.