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[emperor_llama]

Is there any sort of way to unsee memories?

Because this is either the ugliest man who ever lived, or living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.

[[2% spent remembering Yzma. 3% total plus 0% unspent.]]

Comments

[godot_107]

If he's in a memory and that old, who's to say he's still living proof?

Not that you're one to talk, my camelid friend.

*sips coffee*

[emperor_llama]

I dunno. He seems like the type that'd live forever, like some kind of retirement home vampire.

[godot_107]

I know the type, but rest assured:

Nobody lives forever.

[emperor_llama]

No, but if they can outlive me, then it's about the same.

[novolumecontrol]

I could give you a good whack to the head.

[emperor_llama]

I said "unsee," not "be beheaded." I'll pass.

[novolumecontrol]

I'll use my other hand. As a favour to the great emperor.

[emperor_llama]

Unless you just remembered your Laser-Guided Amnesia Training, this doesn't strike me as the best idea.

[fangirlizm]

Was he your boyfriend?

[emperor_llama]

NO. Ew.

[da_beat_is_on]

He was a 'Rex or somethin'?

[emperor_llama]

If I had to describe him, the phrase I would use is "scary beyond all reason."

[da_beat_is_on]

To th' curb?

[emperor_llama]

If that's a bad thing, then yes!

[sore_feet_man]

Are you sure it was a man?

[emperor_llama]

Nah. It could've been a zombie or a wraith or something.

[sore_feet_man]

...I was calling into question the gender rather than the humanity of the subject in question. Some have recalled events recently with the genders of who they remembered altered.

[emperor_llama]

That thing could be a woman? Honestly, that might be scarier.