-odyssey-

[unnatural_20s]

Alright, that does it. I've had it up to here with the glitches in this game! Just yesterday, I sat through a random encounter where the bandit clearly had no concept of turn limitations. After I tried to restart, my hard-earned gold was gone! Admins, you'd better fix the problems with this place right now, or I'll suffocate myself. See, I'm doing

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[emperor_llama]

Is there an "almighty lord and master" position available?

[unnatural_20s]

Sounds like someone's in the market for a Highly Marketable Mascot position!

[emperor_llama]

That doesn't sound like what I was talking about at all!

[unnatural_20s]

Sorry, but that position has been filled. I might be able to slot you in as a Beastmaster...

[emperor_llama]

Who exactly would I be master of? We don't have a lot of beasts.

[unnatural_20s]

Presumably you speak Llama. Llamas are beasts. Once you learn one beast language, the rest is just pronouns.

[emperor_llama]

I'm not a beast! I'm an emperor!

[unnatural_20s]

Emperor of beasts = Beastmaster. Welcome to the team.

[emperor_llama]

Wait, what just happened?