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-amiga-
So, those would be my, er... "boon companions", eh? A swordsman who makes algae dumber merely by standing next to it. A thief who would sell his own mother for trinkets- and would have, too, if my Bag of Holding had any open slots to take her. Someday, Gladys.
And... Black Mage. I can't really think of any words to describe him. Is "failsuck" a ( Read more... ) -
-super game boy-
The Memento Eden campaign again, huh? I guess it could be fun to revisit, and it's not like I really need to farm experience points anymore. Haha, those were the days...
Not to mention I'm finally away from Black Mage. If he stabbed me in the head one more time I might actually lose a hit point! Some people just don't have any consideration for ( Read more... ) -
-satellaview-
And so ends a beautiful era. Lina Inverse, you were a questgiver among questgivers. You will be missed.
However! I am a hero, and as such, it's my duty to act as a pillar of strength for the community. If the people can't look to a Light Warrior, who can they look to? A great man does not allow himself to be broken by tragedy.
It's my obligation, ( Read more... ) -
[Accursed Eden] [April Fools 09]
My vast intellect is under constant assault by a hostile universe. Honestly, what kind of stupid event is this? The "crazy" thing is my routine, you posers! Get your own shtick! Haven't you ever heard of "copyright infringement"?
Honestly, what's a munchkin to do at times like this? Everything's just going to be reset when the event's over, so ( Read more... ) -
-32X-
How fascinating! I was out on my usual mob-grinding jog through the woods this morning, when suddenly I stumbled. To my shock and horror, I discovered that my stats had all decreased dramatically! The shame of it! The terror! Oh, and one of my toes broke off, I guess.
It's been a while since the medical school that I choose to believe I attended, ( Read more... ) -
-neogeo-
Oh, my, what amazing coincidences! The island starts sticking people together, and suddenly everyone starts "accidentally" finding reasons to touch each other. You people couldn't be any less creative if you just took off your clothes and threw yourselves into a dogpile. Note to self, explore that idea later. Well, I'll have you know that some of ( Read more... ) -
-turbografx-
What a very interesting memory! It seems that I, in my infinite and limitless and endless wisdom, applied to join a party of adventurers like unto myself. It seems the local kingdom was in search of "Warriors of Light", and myself, two gentlemen, one lady, and some squat thing in a strange hat each expressed an interest in joining forces to ( Read more... ) -
-mastersystem-
Okay. Okay. So, there's a large, sweaty man with an axe trying to break down your door. Relax, Red Mage. You've been in this situation before all too many times. Defeat the beast with your brilliance! Mind over matter! Knowledge is power!
Let's review. You built something, but you don't know what it is, because you never wrote down what it was when ( Read more... ) -
-supervision-
Sweet mother of malboros! It's about time I started remembering some of my class abilities. Ahh, it's truly a great thing to be Red!
Such peerless cross-classing... Such masterful min/maxing and stat optimization! Clearly, in my last campaign, I was as God. And as a wise man once said, with great power comes great responsibility. I've been blessed ( Read more... ) -
-megadrive-
Guys! GUYS. I've been reading up on this Odysseus guy? You are not going to freaking believe this. I'm utterly blown away, and I'm about to blow you too. Prepare to be blown like you've never been blown before.
It's no wonder I got turned into Odysseus for the event: he was the original fractactical genius! Basically, there was this war going on ( Read more... )