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Guys! GUYS. I've been reading up on this Odysseus guy? You are not going to freaking believe this. I'm utterly blown away, and I'm about to blow you too. Prepare to be blown like you've never been blown before.
It's no wonder I got turned into Odysseus for the event: he was the original fractactical genius! Basically, there was this war going on because of some woman, and he got dragged into it, but after ten years the campaign setting got so stale and Orlando Bloom's ego had grown so huge that Odysseus decided to leave. Trojans have awful drop rates, anyway. So Odysseus?
Builds a horse.
Bear with me here.
He builds a giant horse, and all the Greek soldiers pile inside. And they leave the horse- and themselves -in front of the gate, like a gift! And the Trojans let them in, and at night the Greeks crept out of the horse and slaughtered all the men and took the women and children as slaves! A little... morally unsound on that last part, but hey, whatever!
Anyway, don't you see the brilliance? All we have to do to beat Memento Eden is build a horse, pile inside, and push it into the ocean! That way Memento Eden will think we've left and open its gates. To. Uh. Our homes. And then we can jump out and kill everybody. God, I'm so brilliant it hurts! Still!
This was the coolest event ever. Check out this +5 STR Bow I picked up! Just gotta string it... rrhgh... stupid... Hey, someone give me a hand here!