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How fascinating! I was out on my usual mob-grinding jog through the woods this morning, when suddenly I stumbled. To my shock and horror, I discovered that my stats had all decreased dramatically! The shame of it! The terror! Oh, and one of my toes broke off, I guess.
It's been a while since the medical school that I choose to believe I attended, but I think I may be suffering from FRZ status. Or stage 3 hypothermia. Or maybe cold weather makes my leprosy act up.
Either way, I'll never be able to make it back to warmth and civilization, and I don't know where I'm going to find a tauntaun at this time of day. There can be only one solution! Farewell, my friends. I will carry my memories of you with me into the far-flung world of tomorrow!
*freezes self in a block of ice*