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This is the CR post for RED Soldier. If you are not on here and feel you should be, please comment and I'll move that gear up.

( You are, enemy / You are my hated enemy / I am enemy / Number one rated enemy )

LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS MORE THAN ONCE!

If you want to live, get your ass to the hospital.

If you want to fight, get your ass to the hospital.

RED is setting up a Control Point. Either get behind us or risk your house getting sacked. Your call, maggots.

Soldier, out

-Soldier stood in full attention on the battlefield. He had left some things at home. Like his shotgun. And his rocket launcher. In fact, all he had on him was that familiar old shovel. His trusted companion since the war. Why had he only taken one open, when he had the option of many? He could have blown Luffy's leg right off had he wanted to with ( Read more... )

-Ladies and gentlemen, this is 849 Goldberg Street. And for those of you who are not already familiar with it, THIS is the home of the Soldier.

He is drunk. And so is muffled_noises. And they have pots on their heads.

What are they doing with pots on their heads? They are ramming each other.Ladies and gentlemen, this is 849 Goldberg Street. And this is not ( Read more... )

JUST WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS GOING ON NOW?Someone make me a rib sandwich! I cannot rage on an empty stomach ( Read more... )

-Ladies and gentlemen of Goldberg Street... A car has just blown up. A literal explosion + fireball.

Why, do you ask? What is the cause of all this ruckus?

Well there are two men, you see. Two men dressed in red. And they are both drunk. And bored. And have deadly weapons.

They are playing dodgeball with rockets.-

HA HAAA! That was a good one! ( Read more... )

LOOK OUT BELOW!!!

-What's that in the sky? Why it's Soldier! What's he doing up there? Well...

He's falling. On you. Or through your roof. Or onto your car.

Look before you rocket leap.-

UNLESS THIS CALL IS OVER THE SUBJECT OF EXPLOSIVES, HAIR CUTS, AND/OR RIB SANDWICHES, I AM NOT INTERESTED.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOU PISS SPEWING SHIT FILLED MAGGOT SCUMBAG!!!

You're all a bunch of gutless shit-filled COWARDS! Are you afraid of the kind of person you are when you kill another human being? Well TOUGH TITTIES, maggots!

This is WAR!I don't like the idea of innocent people getting pulled into this, but SOME OF US have to stop pretending we're like the rest of these good-for-nothing hippies and realize that ( Read more... )