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OOC: Back story.
So, I never typed this up. Mind you, this is all first draft quality (and I typed it up while playing TF2), so there might be typos. Regardless. Here!
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Thirty-nine Fires Set [Action]
*Where is Pyro today, you may ask? Is he doing his job as a gas station attendant? No. Is he burning things down again? No.
If you guessed drunk and face down in the lawn, then you're right. He is, by all appearances, passed out, but in fact, he's just very drunk and very miserable. Bother him at your own leisure.* -
Thirty-eight Fire Sets [Drone filter]
...They've got flamethrowers now. They're Pyros. They're just like me.
I'm going to teach you guys how to defend yourself against Pyros. One method won't work for all of you, but I'll describe it anyway ( Read more... ) -
Thirty-seven Fires Set [filtered from drones, et al]
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This place is going to hell faster than usual. I don't like hearing air raid sirens...Never have.
I also don't like seeing hazmat suits in the fucking streets. Anyone else seen them? I'd get ready for a fight... -
Thirty-six Fires Set [phone/action]
[Filtered to RED team + Olivier]
I'm making something new. You should come check it out.
*Pyro's sitting in his driveway with a dismantled stove ("borrowed" from the neighbours), a fire extinguisher (also "borrowed"), a part of a gas pump ("borrowed" from his job), and a car muffler (again, "borrowed"). He's assembling these pieces into some kind ( Read more... ) -
Thirty-four Fires Set [action]
*You will find Pyro in the park in the middle of the night, leaning back on his hands and smoking. He's likely drunk, too, but is mostly agreeable...for now. He's very calm at the moment, looking at the stars. It's like reliving the days when he was homeless...except now he has a home to go back to ( Read more... ) -
Thirty-three fires set [action]
*Pyro's wandering home finally after that amazing display of masculinity at Soldier's house. He looks like hell, has dried blood in his hair and under his nose, and is hung over, to top it all off.
Approach with caution.* -
Thirty-two Fires Set [In Soviet Mayfield, factory builds you!]
*Pyro has been assigned as an architect. Pyro has no idea what to do about this. Building things is the Engineer's job, not his.*
Okay. Quick question: who knows how to build things? Because I sure as hell don't. And, uh...is anyone else missing their gear?