Still not gay. But updateable!

I'M SORRY.

COME BACK, BOY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT it was tourettes

You aren't a dwarf! you areThe teddybear thing is true, though. BUT MELKOR WAS USING IT FOR UNSANITARY THINGS. IT WAS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD ( Read more... )

So a hamster and a squealing mouse just winged me with a little spaceship ( Read more... )

Dear Arda ( Read more... )

Look. It's my offspring.

Or fucking Araw's.

I'm going to do something drastic to his hair.

Life is currently hell ( Read more... )

Father has forgiven me on the promise that I never ever create anymore maiar. He's been going around to all of us saying this lately. I don't know, I'm just glad I get to keep watching my wrestling. And it wasn't like Namuras had been a great maia ( Read more... )

Have not seen my wife in ages. I suspect she has been kidnapped. By some evil fiends of unimagined abilities mostly because the all too easily imagined running off with Araw idea is not a nice one intent on damaging her perfect (non-incestous) virtue ( Read more... )

You know what's interesting? Waking up with bloodstained hands and wondering why your last clear memory is Vana going "Hey, look how much I can make Tulkas cry if I dump his nailpolish down the drain!" Then it was like in the cartoons and all their heads were floating around me and TAUNTING and.. actually, knowing my family, that might not have ( Read more... )

I've been around, smokin' some smooth California grass, rubbing the smoothness of my cheek and chin, winking at Irmo, winking at my lovely wife, winking at Mannie, taking salsa classes... cha cha cha ( Read more... )