Aug 31, 2002 00:30
Have not seen my wife in ages. I suspect she has been kidnapped. By some evil fiends of unimagined abilities mostly because the all too easily imagined running off with Araw idea is not a nice one intent on damaging her perfect (non-incestous) virtue.
Or she's been in the tv room with dad and I'm currently unable to check.
Is there a reason for this? YES!
I am actually very bitter. I've been banned from the tv room for trying to change the channel to WWF wrestling a couple nights ago...
"NO SON OF MINE SHALL WATCH SWEATY MEN IN SPANDEX UNDER MY ROOF!" I think was the general gist of what he yelled. SO. Been in the kitchen attempting to construct the ultimate sandwich of appeasement and watching it on a tiny portable tv I brought along with me.
Mmm.