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I've been around, smokin' some smooth California grass, rubbing the smoothness of my cheek and chin, winking at Irmo, winking at my lovely wife, winking at Mannie, taking salsa classes... cha cha cha!
I've come to realise a few things. I need a new way of my undying vala life, like, really now. I can't really sit around painting my nails, curling my lashes, and smokin' G anymore (shut up) and expect to feel fulfilled. So, um, Tulkas needs something to do. Pickles hasn't been a very good maia as he was employed for about a day before getting himself roughed up by Tessy's silly little maia.
Damn it, I need a maia!
I need someone who can entertain me when I'm not having sex with my wife! I can give you really really neat stuff! Like...um...I can give you a gift certificate to Sephora, how's that?
Jumps off the diving board and lands in Hobbiton. Taps him on the shoulder.
Why Helloooo there...
I've come to realise a few things. I need a new way of my undying vala life, like, really now. I can't really sit around painting my nails, curling my lashes, and smokin' G anymore (shut up) and expect to feel fulfilled. So, um, Tulkas needs something to do. Pickles hasn't been a very good maia as he was employed for about a day before getting himself roughed up by Tessy's silly little maia.
Damn it, I need a maia!
I need someone who can entertain me when I'm not having sex with my wife! I can give you really really neat stuff! Like...um...I can give you a gift certificate to Sephora, how's that?
Jumps off the diving board and lands in Hobbiton. Taps him on the shoulder.
Why Helloooo there...