I love swing dancing ( Read more... )

Númenór!

I just kidnapped Nessa.

Orome is.. Orome. So no problems there.

I feel very proud of myself.

Now to make her admit that she loves me with her whole heart.

If only this were the easy part.

Soooooo.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Yes.

Right.

Ok.

Hm?

So I was going to kill Orome today but when I dodged the falling refrigerators and pianos and stuff and finally got near him he was teaching a dead baby how to play scrabble and it was just kind of endearing.

Then he gave me a squashed flower.

I will have to wait until he's Araw. I'm thinking about poisoning him.

I need a manicure.

Ok, I've decided I'm going to murder Araw.... or destroy him. He will probably stay in a death like state for about five minutes, but during that five minutes, I'm going to kidnap Nessa and convince her that she loves me better!

Shhh, though, it's a secret.

The retard Ori woke up so Nessa came back this morning. Her clothing was absolutely soaked in blood and she looked pretty tired so I ran her a bath and got her cleaned up ( Read more... )

Nessa is going to want me more than Araw soon.

You know why?!

I've joined a band!

We're really good! The guy who writes all the songs and sings, though, he is a bit... ugly. But he is talented.

I play guitar!

And I'm like incredibly good looking compared to the rest of these people.

We're going to be soooo famous.

She's going to want me so

OH GREAT.

I finally come clear about my sexuality, I devote my time to trying to make things easier for Nessa... and it's all good because The Insane Sibling is in his Mr. Confused or Mr. I Love Puppies and Kittens mood and then what happens ( Read more... )

Alright.

You want the truth?

Prepare yourselves.

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I'm bisexual.