I came on the computer to start a take-home test but instead have elected to write in my journal. You all better appreciate this. Learn from my stupid stories that I have for you ( Read more... )

In Christian Bale's movie "The Machinist", he slimmed down to a mear 120 pounds (His normal weight is about 185). How did he do it? For 3 weeks, his daily diet consisted of an apple, a can of tuna and a pack of cigarettes. Atkins Diet, my ass ( Read more... )

Alright ( Read more... )

Why don't I really write anymore???

Because I can't top Paul Turner

What all you fools want to be but can't be

He also out-sexies me in any competition!
All hail our new god

Bah, I started writing a post but ended up being too egotistical and personal. So I've erased it and instead have written an explanation as to why I'll give no detailed post.

You'll just have to wait another 3 months!!!

For Roslan ( Read more... )

Bonjour ( Read more... )

I now own The Simpsons' Season 4 and the Beastie Boys new album.

I no longer need a life.

Wow, what a weekend I picked to go camping ( Read more... )

Wow, it's only been 3 weeks since school ended yet it already feels like an eternity. Sooooooooooooo relaxing. I'm starting to like this idea of 8 months of hell and 4 months of freedom. Ooooh, here's something I wanted to post but never got around to it ( Read more... )