Don't you hate those dreams (or nightmares, if you will) where all your friends have bigger weiners than you? Yeah, me too...

My goal for next halloween is to go out in my every day attire (my harry potter shirt and fubu jeans) and when asked ill say im someone who has never had sex ebfore ( Read more... )

my theory is that people hate mushrooms subconsciously once they learn how they are grown ( Read more... )

Having a link below seems a bit uncalled for, given its impersonal nature. I know I owe you, my friends, more decency than to post something I wrote for another audience. You've all been too kind to me for that, but I can't sincerely face you without being overwhelmed by shame and embarassment. I need to let you all know but I just won't be able ( Read more... )

Does anyone with air conditioning want to hang out? This is an emergency.

Well apparently all my older pics and comics have disappeared apart from the photobucket hosted ones, which are the worst ones ( Read more... )

Guys, I have to come clean. James Pullen aka virgin4life doesnt really exist he is just an internet personality that I created to be funny since everyone has already decided that I myself am not funny. Why do you think no one has seen both of us together?

Enjoy the truth, sh*theads.

« Almost ƒamous» who wants to get drunk and ...?? says ( Read more... )

Man, I've been wanting to update with some good material but I've been spending my time playing diablo 2 so im pretty much a dud creativity wise... I love how these games set everything out for you so you don't have to think for yourself.

I need help, heh.

Someone please save me and cart me around the real world like I'm your retarded brother.

Had this dream where I was going down on a girl and then i hear james pullen's voice out of nowhere telling me to lick her bum hole... but then i realized that since its james' voice, it must mean trouble........... (so i didn't ( Read more... )