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Jun 12, 2006 23:27

My goal for next halloween is to go out in my every day attire (my harry potter shirt and fubu jeans) and when asked ill say im someone who has never had sex ebfore

I was waiting for the bus and some wigger on a bicycle was giving me a hard stare down (he wanted to fight me) until he noticed that i'm wearing a prisoner of azkabhan shirt then started laughing. i dont know where this story was going, but I could've died today.

I once contemplated taking a dump in a lake but then I remembered that sometimes it floats and that through DNA sampling it can be traced back to me.

Jjust realized my MSN list is filled with tubbs - my theory was to start wtih fat girls becuase they can only get thinner.. boy was i wrong
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