Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said that my men weren't commiting crimes

Feb 10, 2005 00:23

In Christian Bale's movie "The Machinist", he slimmed down to a mear 120 pounds (His normal weight is about 185). How did he do it? For 3 weeks, his daily diet consisted of an apple, a can of tuna and a pack of cigarettes. Atkins Diet, my ass!

Monday night, I stayed up all night working on this damn paper because I was expecting to have today off but I got screwed over at work. Then I go to school on Tuesday only to find out that the damn paper isn't due for another month and a half. Ah well, at least I'm almost done it. But still, loss of sleep time.

Today at work, these two guys broke out into a major fist fight because the one guy thought the other guy stole his hot sauce. After beating the hell out the guy and losing his job, he figured out that he forgot to pack it in his lunch. I love my work!

After waiting about a freaking year, Chinh's wish came true. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air came out on DVD and there was much rejoicing. I think the only thing you need to a good relationship is a common love for Fresh Prince. Deffinitely not the Simpsons. I couldn't stand listening to my girlfriend quote stupid Simpsons lines all the time like I do.

My friend Mike Roslan and I had this conversation a long time ago about being a good samaritan. He made me feel real bad because I hardly ever go out of my way to help people in an emergency. So one night while driving home at around 4 am in a blizzard, the car in front of me wiped out. So thinking about what we discussed, I went and help the guy and felt a little better about myself. The same thing happen again a few weeks ago and decided to help the person again. This person, relieved that I had come to save the day, told me to go fuck myself cause he could take care of himself. Therefore, I'm resorting back to my selfish ways. Fuck people in need!

Speaking of Miguel Roswel, my buddy Mike is looking for an apartment or a room to rent. He is currently being locked up at the Menzies residence but Mike can't take too many more drunken beatings from Matt's dad. He's just not cut out for it like Matt. So, if anyone is renting out a room or something like that, let me know!

Got tickets to go see QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE!!!! Booyakasha! And it's at Saint Andrew's Hall. Can you ask for a better show?? No, no you can't. Actually, I'm reminded of the time I saw Mister Dressup perform at the Cleary. Tickle trunk and all. Now THAT was a show!

That's it for now!
Peace out cub scouts!
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