I'm gross.

Jun 05, 2011 23:53


I have a few TMIs for you today!

1) The other evening, I went to the restroom. I was surprised by the urge to poo, I really hadn't felt anything. But i'm under quite a bit of stress lately [changing jobs, and breaking up with my boyfriend, should anyone care] so my tummy is all weird. I could tell it was a rather impressive poop, and it took a lot ( Read more... )

mucus, funky smells, poop, animals, masturbation, cramps, farts, dirty house, girl goo

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uglyextremity June 6 2011, 04:25:38 UTC
The first is basically my life, at least in the brackets. But my poo has been liquid.

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neko_taka June 6 2011, 05:39:39 UTC
The black/grey boogers are probably from dust XD When I go quadding (ATV'ing) and spend time in the dust or mud, my boogers are all sorts of earthy colors!

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polylizzy June 6 2011, 13:21:49 UTC
#4 if there is dust or pollen in the air it can trigger allergies, and black boogers. I went to a food fest yesterday and because of the grills and smokers I had a fer black crunchy blobs this morning.

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cherokee_kid June 7 2011, 02:45:19 UTC
So, I think I'm going to see about buying one of those bottles just to try masturbating with the ice tube! O.O! I never thought of doing that! I don't know that I'd ever use it in the bottle, though...maybe I should buy two, so I can use one and use the other! ;)

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