Mail! How very strange, Miss Tinker Bell had mail. Not those boring bills they sent her, either. A hand-written note!

( A Note, And Its Effect )

The part of Tinker Bell has been recast. To a six-foot-tall human with no wings, no dust, and a gorgeous speaking voice.Tink stretched in her luxurious bed in her wonderful mansion and sighed contentedly. Another wonderful morning of her life as a model, award-winning actress, Nobel physicist and heiress. Being fabulously wealthy and intelligent ( Read more... )

( Roster )

Exactly 23 minutes after that announcement went out, a much-ruffled pixie could be seen zooming out of the front door of 13 Griffin Way, a trail of luggage flying after her.

Honestly, who gives a diva thirty minutes to pack!? It was cruel and horrible and she was certain she'd left behind some of her very favorite pretty things ( Read more... )

This post is for any students in Kerrigan's Tactics class, who might want to try for swiping some of Tink's sweet, sweet liquor in exchange for an easy A.

( Three options! )

There was a lovely little secluded spot in the park, with trees and flowers and a huge orchestral sweeping sound! And among it all, a tiny pixie, waving her wand and swooping through the trees, flowers bursting into bloom behind her, and the trumpets were building, and the violins were building, and she pirouetted several times and the music hit ( Read more... )

Teaching was even more fun than she had imagined possible. And her co-teacher, the rather excellent Barney, had made room in his office for two. It was ever so chic! And cozy! And filled with liquor and posters about how other people sucked much more than they did ( Read more... )

( Things to know about Tink/Pixie Dust )

Tink was in her store, running an inventory check.

By which we mean, Tink was in her store, looking for hidden bottles of booze.

The store was closed, but it would be obvious to anyone walking by that the pixie was inside.

(For the evil employee giving his not-exactly-two-weeks'-notice)

There was booze. There were streamers. There were signs up pointing out that if you were sick you were ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOWED IN HERE WITH YOUR GROSS, DISGUSTING SELF.

The Sick People Are Gross party was on.

(Weetiny OCD!)