OMG YOU GUYS so the other night I decided to go up a size in my gages putting me at 10 and 12 and since I can't see my own ears and am retarded I had Josh do it for me so I wouldn't stab myself and when he did it it hurt a helluva lot more than it should've and I didn't know why but then I realized that he jumped TWO SIZES in each hole and the I ( Read more... )

Remember way back when I was thinking about getting a tattoo? Well, seeing as I'm a HUGE wimp when it comes to sharp pain (though I usually don't have much problem with blunt force pain), I figured that's probably not the way to go, 'specially since I really can't settle on the whole what and where issue. So I've decided to go another route ( Read more... )

Things are fucking epic all the fuck over.

TRUFAX.

JGosh is making me happier than I ever thought I could be, and things don't suck anymore, and even though I'm sick at the moment and am coughing up chunks of lung all the time and will soon be confined to the console seat of a 95 Chevy truck during a five to six hour drive to Georgia, things are ( Read more... )

One thing that makes me all :333 over JG: Whilst joking around the other day, he started dry humping my leg, all the while saying "CALL ME MISTER MUGGLES!" XDDDDDDDDD (I guess this would make me Lyle, y/n? All we need is a Peter and we're ready to go!And now a quick update with items that aren't of any real interest ( Read more... )

So #2, JG, the New Guy, whatever you'd like to call him came over last night about eight-ish to watch a movie. Me and my natural overabundance of indecisiveness chose to let him pick out the title. His choice?

Newsies. Motherfucking Newsies. A friggin' DISNEY MUSICAL ( Read more... )