In which she does the only kind of running she knows how...

[threthiel9]

OMG YOU GUYS so the other night I decided to go up a size in my gages putting me at 10 and 12 and since I can't see my own ears and am retarded I had Josh do it for me so I wouldn't stab myself and when he did it it hurt a helluva lot more than it should've and I didn't know why but then I realized that he jumped TWO SIZES in each hole and the I smacked him (with permission) and last night when I was asleep one of the gaskets worked its way INSIDE OF MY EAR and there was lots of blood and pus and dear God you people have absolutely NO IDEA how badly it smelled and hurt and I wanted to cry because I'm a giant wimp (TOTALLY NOT ME) and it's still leaking various stinky liquidy shit and seriously.

WORDS! :D! D:

Oh, and slantedsunlight, when you find out more specific plans for whatever happens to end up going down on Thanksgiving TELL ME so I can get down there with fatass.

OTAYS?

[EDIT: OMGZ GUYS YOU WANNA BOOKCLUB THIS WITH ME??? IT'S SURE TO RESULT IN LOTS OF FREAKY DREAMS!]