OMG YOU GUYS so the other night I decided to go up a size in my gages putting me at 10 and 12 and since I can't see my own ears and am retarded I had Josh do it for me so I wouldn't stab myself and when he did it it hurt a helluva lot more than it should've and I didn't know why but then I realized that he jumped TWO SIZES in each hole and the I ( Read more... )

First off, I got more porn. senor_coconut_1 was kind/awesome enough to write me Alejandro/Derek (which SHAME ON YOU, FANDOM, FOR NOT WRITING THIS SOONER!). There is crack (which is expected, given that the prompt I gave her was "prison wife"), and some mighty hiLARious Spanish going on. I highly recommend it ( Read more... )

I had a dream that Eddie Van Halen died.

He didn't, did he?

[Edit: Yay! Two more people have joined my widdle LJ community! *adds _nimloth and cara_chapel to very small members list*]