It isn't easy being me, you know ( Read more... )

Bugger this for a lark.

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WEIRD, WEIRD PEOPLE. I THINK I PREFERRED IT WHEN I WAS A NEWT TO THIS BOLLOCKS. I'M GOING TO THE LIBRARY.

I MAY NOT BE BACK FOR SOME TIME.

NARGH.

What the fuck?

No. Seriously. What the fuck. What the hell is wrong with you, Potter?

I saw you. Don't deny it. I saw you hiding behind that gargoyle on the third floor, the one that looks like your face but prettier, just after lunch today. Sucking on your trousers, and laughing.Not only that. Not ONLY that, but not three minutes later you came ( Read more... )

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I just woke up in what can only be described as a Tree Fort, with a mouth tasting like a dog kennel carpet, a pair of flares on back-to-front and the words "BURN BABY BURN!" written in lipstick across my chest ... and I have no recollection as to what has happened over the last few days.

... dare I ask?

P.S Fuck you, in advance.

I think you and I need a little chat ( Read more... )

I didn't do it. Far more important things to worry about than that. So don't ask, peckerheads ( Read more... )

Greetings plebes.

Oh good. Another year to look forward to ( Read more... )

Well. I hope that Potter was too drunk to notice his little lap dog's gingivitis.


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