Oh Sirius, Darling
I think you and I need a little chat.
A little bird (well, actually, a big fat ugly turkey) has been spreading a few rumours which have sounded very interesting indeed. I've had my suspicions for a while now, and, after much deliberation and some careful detective work on my part I think I can safely say that you're completely fucked. Figuratively speaking.
Say The fourth floor loos, in about an hour?
Toodles
xxxxxx
A little bird (well, actually, a big fat ugly turkey) has been spreading a few rumours which have sounded very interesting indeed. I've had my suspicions for a while now, and, after much deliberation and some careful detective work on my part I think I can safely say that you're completely fucked. Figuratively speaking.
Say The fourth floor loos, in about an hour?
Toodles
xxxxxx