Feel the power of the sexy side of the force!

[nomorevengeance]

Characters: Anya and ANYONE! For this is open to anyone who wants to make a purchase, visit Anya, or just go in, stammer in embarrassment, and run away.
Location: Forcegasms Adult toy and holovid store.
Planet: Coruscant
When: All day
What: Selling sex toys. And chatting with friends.
Rating: PG-13

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[nomorevengeance]

[Anya is watching him eagerly. A POTENTIAL SALE? :D?]

No, no it is not.

Would you like help picking an item? I can offer helpful advice!

[nomorevengeance]

It's a pull door. [Anya looks disappointed.] Are you sure? I have many items to spice up your sex life or special alone time if you know what I mean.

[slayerdom]

[ Buffy's here to visit Anya. Not to solve her can't get laid problem. Believe it.

After all, what does one do when they've stopped the Big Bad for the time being but clean up a friend's dirty laundry? Xander interfered in her business with Riley. She almost feels obligated to do the same now that he's messing things up with Anya.

She stops at a display to make general ick face at the merchandise, picking up a box and turning it over her hands with wide eyes, a furrowed brow and pursed lips. Oh. ]

[nomorevengeance]

[Anya's going to ignore that ick face. You sure seemed all right with the merchandise when you were using it to kill zombies. Instead, she'll swoop over and eye the box over Buffy's shoulder.]

Oooh, good selection. Are you feeling unsatisfied because of the various attractive men surrounding you with whom you can't have sex? Because that would probably help.

[slayerdom]

Unsatis-- [ Her eyes bulge a little and she drops the box like a hot brick. ] No. No, there is -- Lots of satisfaction. I have the satisfaction market way cornered. Thank you, Anya, for your ... coarse and off-putting honesty. [ She overcomes her flail. ] I'm not here to shop.

[nomorevengeance]

[Anya bends down to pick up the box, frowning at her.] I'm saying this as a friend. You look like you could use a good orgasm. Or... [She gives a wide grin and gestures at the store sign.] Forcegasm!

[gunslingerpoet]

[Dante saunters into the shop and looks like he belongs there.] Why hallo, babe! Don't mind if I do~ [Buy things that is]

What you got in means of protection, an'... I was wonderin'.. Does this space age universe have a Kama Sutra or was my universe just lucky?

[The latter is a serious question and fascination topic of debate. No really. He looks curious and thoughtful all at once.]

[nomorevengeance]

There's the Twi'lek Erotic Compendium, which is similar. [Anya points towards the bookshelf.] And there's a condom shelf by the register. Appropriate for all sorts of differently shaped and sized genitalia!

[gunslingerpoet]

[One eyebrow raise up in peaked interest and he looks over to the places she indicated.]

I'll go and check that out then, thank you. [A court nod; a dashing smirk.. and he turns around to do just that]

[nomorevengeance]

[She smiles and pulls out some paperwork while she waits to do the fun money parts.] Tell me if you have more questions.

[yodaknowswhat]

It's just me, Anya. [Because Andrew would never want to buy sex toys. Why would he do that? What is sex?

He looks around, looking somewhere between impressed and mildly horrified. The internet had some bizarre shit, but it's so different in real life.]

This is... Cozy.

[nomorevengeance]

[Anya looks more or less happy to see him anyway, besides the disappointment that he's not going to buy things from her.]

Isn't it? I tried to give it a comfortable and soothing vibe. A lot of people who come in here seem rather flustered.

[yodaknowswhat]

I don't know why they would. I mean... Who wouldn't want... A lightsaber shaped.... What is that? [He points at something... That isn't nearly as questionable as some of the other things in the shop, but like hell if he knows what it is.]

[nomorevengeance]

[Looks so aren't everything, Andrew.] Oh, that's a special order item. I wouldn't touch it. It's coated in a substance toxic to humans, and I still don't trust these forcefields.

[nonerfherders]

[Leia has just arrived. She's exploring this new planet. It's much like the old one. Actually it is the old one, technically. Traveling back in time really screws with your ability to use tenses correctly]

[She mutters to herself as she walks in the door, half amused and half appalled]

Forcegasm? Seriously?

[nomorevengeance]

Yes, it's a pun. [Which is clearly the part this new customer is having trouble with. Or something.] See, I sell paraphernalia that can be used for sex or masturbation, which frequently leads to orgasms. And since we're in Star Wars world surrounded by Jedi and Sith and various other Force users, it's Forcegasms. [She beams.] We have lightsaber handle shaped vibrators.

[nonerfherders]

Yes, I can see that. [Leia wanders over to a shelf and picks up a butterfly-style-vibrator shaped like an X-wing, looking flabbergasted] Someone designs all of these? [Leia, mistress of the obvious. It's been a strange day. And it's clearly getting stranger]

[nomorevengeance]

Well, obviously. They don't just appear out of mid-air. That one's all right, but a little painful if you're not careful. [Anya thinks about it, then shrugs.] Or if you like a little pain, I suppose.