Feel the power of the sexy side of the force!

[nomorevengeance]

Characters: Anya and ANYONE! For this is open to anyone who wants to make a purchase, visit Anya, or just go in, stammer in embarrassment, and run away.
Location: Forcegasms Adult toy and holovid store.
Planet: Coruscant
When: All day
What: Selling sex toys. And chatting with friends.
Rating: PG-13

Comments

[gunslingerpoet]

[Dante saunters into the shop and looks like he belongs there.] Why hallo, babe! Don't mind if I do~ [Buy things that is]

What you got in means of protection, an'... I was wonderin'.. Does this space age universe have a Kama Sutra or was my universe just lucky?

[The latter is a serious question and fascination topic of debate. No really. He looks curious and thoughtful all at once.]

[nomorevengeance]

There's the Twi'lek Erotic Compendium, which is similar. [Anya points towards the bookshelf.] And there's a condom shelf by the register. Appropriate for all sorts of differently shaped and sized genitalia!

[gunslingerpoet]

[One eyebrow raise up in peaked interest and he looks over to the places she indicated.]

I'll go and check that out then, thank you. [A court nod; a dashing smirk.. and he turns around to do just that]

[nomorevengeance]

[She smiles and pulls out some paperwork while she waits to do the fun money parts.] Tell me if you have more questions.

[gunslingerpoet]

[He browses for a moment, and returns soon enough with said book; a large pack of condoms, and a magazine compendium regarding Erotic Customs across The Known Universe -Alien and Human alike. The illustrated version. The items are dropped on the counter. ]

So babe, how much?

[nomorevengeance]

My name is Anya, not babe. [She rings up the items and tells him the cost.] Planning on having an exciting night with a partner?

[gunslingerpoet]

Sorry 'bout that. Just meant as a compliment, tho'. [Aaand here's the cash. He pays, and pockets the items with a smirk] None planned, but who knows? Been on the road and workin' overtime so some nice calm private time and inspirational readin' might be nice too.

[nomorevengeance]

...it's a compliment? Oh. Thank you. [She thinks. She's not sure.] Though you don't need condoms for masturbation. You can't give yourself an STD, or get yourself pregnant. [A beat.] Probably.

srs discussions in a porn shop, it's beautiful yo

[gunslingerpoet]

[Pause. He just looks at her for a moment.] ... Yeah, I know. That's kind o' one of the positive things about it ain't it. Can't a guy buy protection as a precaution for the future? Unless there's a particularly short expiration date on these... [looks at condom package] in which case they're crap.

[Anotehr pause; a thoughtful look] ... Getting yourself pregnant would be kinda awkward tho, wouldn't. Especially for a guy.

story of Anya's life, man.

[nomorevengeance]

Huh? Oh, no, they'll be good forever. It's durarubber. I suppose that shows foresight. Good job. [Have an enthusiastic thumbs up.]

I don't think I'd want that. I mean, kids are all very well, but it would be nice to have the fun part first.

[gunslingerpoet]

[Dante just.. Wow this girl is strange. In a truly charming and/or entertaining way. Queue a big smile~]

Why thank you, I try.

... Very true. Very true. [You say true wisdom, lady]

[nomorevengeance]

And even if it were pregnancy through masturbation, it's really just not the same, is it?

OOC

[gunslingerpoet]

Unrelated and terribly random, but.. I keep reading Anya's username as NOMNOMVENGEANCE and it cracks me up.