Feel the power of the sexy side of the force!

[nomorevengeance]

Characters: Anya and ANYONE! For this is open to anyone who wants to make a purchase, visit Anya, or just go in, stammer in embarrassment, and run away.
Location: Forcegasms Adult toy and holovid store.
Planet: Coruscant
When: All day
What: Selling sex toys. And chatting with friends.
Rating: PG-13

Comments

[yodaknowswhat]

It's just me, Anya. [Because Andrew would never want to buy sex toys. Why would he do that? What is sex?

He looks around, looking somewhere between impressed and mildly horrified. The internet had some bizarre shit, but it's so different in real life.]

This is... Cozy.

[nomorevengeance]

[Anya looks more or less happy to see him anyway, besides the disappointment that he's not going to buy things from her.]

Isn't it? I tried to give it a comfortable and soothing vibe. A lot of people who come in here seem rather flustered.

[yodaknowswhat]

I don't know why they would. I mean... Who wouldn't want... A lightsaber shaped.... What is that? [He points at something... That isn't nearly as questionable as some of the other things in the shop, but like hell if he knows what it is.]

[nomorevengeance]

[Looks so aren't everything, Andrew.] Oh, that's a special order item. I wouldn't touch it. It's coated in a substance toxic to humans, and I still don't trust these forcefields.

[yodaknowswhat]

[Oh God. Andrew sidles away from that and shoves his hands in his pockets. Think scrawny thoughts. Touch nothing. Porn was a lot more interesting when it was just Warren's mom's secret stash and stolen Playboys and that one time with Anya and Spike...]

I guess that means you're getting... Pretty successful here on Coruscant, huh? You totally deserve it. [Since her death and future suck.]

[nomorevengeance]

I do, don't I? [Anya stops to think about it for a moment. She's gotten a lot of crap in her life, including the fun realization that she's dying shortly after she gets home.] It's like, the universe is paying me for all the horrible things it's done. It's like the philosophy called karma, but without monks or me doing nice things.

[yodaknowswhat]

Or it's just dharma, but... Not like the one in LOST or anything.

[nomorevengeance]

There's a dharma in LOST? What's LOST?

[yodaknowswhat]

Oh, it's just this show about all these people that get stuck on an island together. But it's okay, in the end, they all die and ascend to Heaven together.

[nomorevengeance]

People like that? [Anya gives him a quick, puzzled glance and pulls out a stack of paperwork with a shrug.] Sounds anticlimatic to me. Is there at least cannibalism?

[yodaknowswhat]

No, but these two people get bitten by spiders with paralytic venom and everyone things they're dead, so they end up buried alive.

[nomorevengeance]

Oh. [Anya brightens.] That does sound more interesting. When can I watch it? Or... oh. [If it hasn't aired yet, she'll probably be dead before she can.]

[yodaknowswhat]

[...Awkward panda. He coughs and shifts and then shoves his hands in his pockets.]

...So I've always wondered about Hutt porn.

[nomorevengeance]

[Anya shoves down her awkward sadness, then reaches across the table and pats Andrew's head condescendingly.]

You're too young.

[yodaknowswhat]

[Andrew just pouts, which... Really negates his next sentence.]

I just turned twenty-three. [A beat] Did you know they're hermaphrodites?

[nomorevengeance]

Of course I know that. One of my pamphlets covers it.

[It was hideous. But Anya's spent enough time hanging with demons that she's insanely hard to disturb.]