Comments | thestarmaps: Feel the power of the sexy side of the force!

nomorevengeance in thestarmaps

Feel the power of the sexy side of the force!

Sep 21, 2011 20:43

Characters: Anya and ANYONE! For this is open to anyone who wants to make a purchase, visit Anya, or just go in, stammer in embarrassment, and run away.
Location: Forcegasms Adult toy and holovid store.
Planet: Coruscant
When: All day
What: Selling sex toys. And chatting with friends.
Rating: PG-13

( It has been frequently proven that the toys here also make good weapons. Just saying. Also? There are educational pamphlets! ...don't check out the Hutt ones. Really. )

☄firefly: kaylee frye, ☄devil may cry: dante, btvs: andrew wells, btvs: buffy summers, star wars: leia organa, btvs: anya jenkins, ☄btvs: riley finn

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nowthatsjunk September 25 2011, 21:59:50 UTC

[Kaylee ain't gonna mince words, but she's been more than just ignored since she'd shown up on this planet and with Simon gone and the really hot guy moving in... well, things ain't gonna unstress themselves.

She's made her way into the shop and is browsing the aisles. She'll pick up something...]

This come in any other colors that ain't so... neon?

nomorevengeance September 26 2011, 04:21:45 UTC

[Anya looks over and shakes her head.] Not that particular model, no. But there's a very similar one over there [She points] that comes in far more neutral tones.

nowthatsjunk September 26 2011, 04:26:55 UTC

[Kaylee nods and glances to where the woman is pointing. She spots the other shelf and moves to go take a look at those.]

Yeah, these are real nice. I mean, what I had b'fore wasn't all fancy like this. Just somethin' simple and quiet. Mean, it's gotta be quiet.

Swear people round here can hear just 'bout anything if they want to.

nomorevengeance September 26 2011, 04:41:09 UTC

Yes, especially considering how many people around here have superpowers like enhanced hearing. Some of them are specifically designed to be quiet, you know. It should say on the box.

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